Chris: last time on Total Drama, our cast mates had a alien hunting challenge with Mr. Storm and he didn't treat them to kindly, anyways we had Chase and Skye go home, who will go tonight on Total, Drama, Action!
Chris: you guys have to choose you're teams aka Lilac and Ryan
Lilac: ah sweet
Ryan: I get first right?
Chris: uh no, ladies first
She looks around
Lilac: ah choose Colin
Colin: aw sweet thanks
Chris: now you Ryan
Ryan: hmmm, Tundra
Tundra: oh great...
Lilac: ah Marshall
Ryan: simple I pick Rocky boi
Rocky: oh my god why me
Jared: hope we on same team Austin
Ryan: hmm, Austin
Austin: spoke to soon lol
Lilac: hmmm, Porter
Chris: hurry this up please
Ryan: I choose Topher
Tundra: UGH ANOTHER SEASON ON THE SAME TEAM WITH HIM
Topher: oh please stop complaining
Topher: she's just mad cause she don't have this face
Lilac: and I take Shimmer
Shimmer: great.. so much fun
Chris: now Ryan you get...
Ryan: this outta be fun
Chris: so today's challenge genre is DRAMA!
Ryan: what do you mean?
Chris: you all will carry you're trailer up to the top of the new cliff
Tundra: it's made of steel
Rocky: yeah fake cliff
Topher: this isn't a island silly gooses
Tundra: I hope Tophyboy keeps it up so I can knock him out
Chris: so you will carry them with these
Ryan: what are we reindeers
Austin: lol nice one
Ryan turns around
Ryan: did I say, you could comment on my jokes
Austin: um, no?
Ryan: then don't, idiot
Austin: ok someone is in a pissy mood
Chris: SILENCE PLEASE
Topher: yo Chris can I take you're job?
Chris: uh no, don't ask that ever again
Austin: so when does this challenge start
Chris sounds a horn
Colin: my ears are ringing
They run to their trailers
Jared: which ones?
Chris: Lilac's team are the gaffers, Ryan's the grips
Jared: makes sense now
Jared: I can already tell I won't make it far this season, but eh I did last time
Austin: we tie it up to this and we should be able to pull it
Ryan: yeah smart boy
Rocky gets down and starts tying it to the trailer
Tundra: we only got one rope seriously
Topher: yeah I agree this is stupid
Benny: who is carrying the trailer
Ryan: all of us
Tundra: oh wow
With the Gaffers
Jared: so who is tying this junk
Marshall: I will
Porter: no you better let me before we get killed
Porter starts tying it
Colin: they are almost done hurry it up
Porter: DUDE I JUST STARTED CHILL
Shimmer: yeah Colin, back off
Colin: oh wow, nice way to be treated
Lilac: everyone be quiet please
Rocky: yeah I got it!
The grips grab the rope and start pulling
Austin: THIS SUCKS!
They start going up the cliff
Jared: come on Porter
Porter: there I got it!
Porter: I was in the boy scouts before, I won the knot tying and untying medal, well when I accidently almost killed someone, hehe
Rocky: oh boy they finished we can do this
Ryan: easy for you to say
Benny: HOW MUCH LONGER!
Shimmer: aw crap we don't stand a chance to catching up
Colin: yes we do, full speed everyone
They all push their hardest and start moving up quickly
Rocky: they are catching up!
Austin: COME ON!
He starts pulling and he slips and falls down
Austin: OH CRAP!
Austin: I'm really good at sports and stuff, I played hockey, I know for a dog that's weird, didn't say I was proud of it, well I kinda am
Rocky: seriously Austin, maybe we should vote him off
Tundra: no silly, he's a strong player
Benny: yeah, the real threat is Ryan
Rocky: but he's also strong
Tundra: well let's hope we don't lose
They all reach the top except Austin
Chris: Grips you're missing one
Rocky: yeah Austin fell
Ryan: pfft idiot
He runs up
Austin: I'm here
Tundra: that was quick
Austin: also, did I mention I have really good stamina, once I had surgery in my legs to strengthen my muscles
Chris: ok, so one from the Grips will be the old lady, while a Gaffer will be the criminal
Tundra: I'll be the lady
Jared: I call criminal
Chris: anyone ship? Tundred?
Rocky: NO DUDE ITS ME AND TUNDRA NOW BACK OFF
Chris: ok geez
Jared: plus I like someone else
Porter: ooo who is it
Jared: do I need to beat both of you?
They both zip their lips
Chris throws a wig and dress to Tundra and a fedora and suit to Jared
Chris: get ready
They change and get on set
Chris: and action!
Jared is sitting in the chair
Jared: the city, the crime is crazy I can't believe it, it's crazy
Tundra: I know, but what can we do?
Chris: did I mention who ever does the best wins for the team
Jared and Tundra both grin
Tundra: maybe if he do flips, we can actually stop the crime
Jared: or jump out windows and land on speeding hover cars
Austin: ok this is 2016 not 3000
Jared: I honestly wish I could do this!
He jumps onto the desk and does a backflip into the chair
Tundra: you're gonna show off now?
Chris: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
Jared picks up the phone
Jared: governor, if we don't stop this mess it will kill all of society and we won't have anyone left, think about the children
Shimmer starts clapping
Chris: I think we know who wins today
Austin: yeah the grips
Chris: you're funny, the Gaffers win!
Tundra: wait what!?!?!
Jared: awesome win guys!
They all hug
Lilac: were a good team
Chris: and it seems like the Grips will be going to elimination
Ryan: ugh seriously
Topher: this stinks
They all go to the trailers
Tundra: look Topher, we won't vote you as long as you vote for Ryan, ok?
Topher: yeah deal
Rocky: alright sounds good
Chris: elimination time
The grips go to the theater
Chris: one of you will be going home, who will it be so vote!
They press the buttons on the phone
Chris: I got the votes, so our first gilded Chris goes to Austin
Austin: amazing, is there chocolate inside?
Chris: uh no, don't bother opening it, next one goes to Tundra
Tundra: nice and shiny
Chris: Benny and Rocky
Ryan: um what?
Topher: this is bad
Chris: and the final gilded Chris goes to
Ryan: WHAT I CREATED THIS TEAM YOU LOSERS!
Austin: uh oh rage mode
Topher: bye Ryan
Ryan: I'm never returning to this dumb show
Chris: ok yeah sure whatever, who will go home next time on Total,Drama,Action!