Chris: last time on Total Drama, our campers had a classic game of Dodgeball, yep the classics. Anyways Topher was being so dang annoying that he made his team lose and he got voted out. Who will go home tonight on Total Drama Island!
Colin: sweet we won last challenge!
Penelope: the power of teamwork
Chase: I wonder what horrific challenge Chris is gonna put us through
Zuma: something stupid dude, I can tell already
Shimmer: we can do this guys, let's not give up now
Austin: glad he is gone
Tundra: yeah he was so annoying
Jared: no one likes Topher
Ryan: I mean he was okay
Porter: he was annoying I have to agree
Benny: I can't believe it's been only 5 days
Rocky: better believe it
Skye: I haven't been with Chase in forever
Marshall: hopefully both of you make it to merge
Skye: I hope
Benny: chances are very slim
Jared: will you shut up
Chris: challenge time nerds
Jared: referring to you Benny,
Benny: why because I have glasses?
Porter: you're the only one here with glasses
Benny: so what?
Ryan: there for you are a nerd
Rocky: leave him alone Ryan
Ryan: it's true though
Chris: everyone HURRY
They run to the stage
Kiki: great what is this
Chris: get ready for a talent show!
Kiki: oh no
Marshall: but what if we don't have talent
Chris: it's ok because only 3 from each team will do it
Ryan: I know who to nominate
Chris: not yet, first you must go to your cabins and everyone must present their talents
Jared: takes to long
Chris: WILL YOU JUST GO!
They go to the cabins
Benny: so who wants to go first
Ryan: I am a amazing juggler watch this
He starts throwing food in the air
Skye: I can do amazing tricks with my wings
Marshall: and I can use my hose
Rocky: but I don't want to get wet!
Marshall: you won't I promise
Rocky: you better not
Colin: I can chug this entire bottle of water without throwing up
Robert: nice, but I don't think anyone will care
Colin: way to bring down my happiness
Kiki: I can do my extremely cool skateboard tricks
Rubble: I can dig
Chase: hmm, who else?
Colin: me please!
Chris: first up are the gophers
Rocky: take the spot Ryan
Ryan: ok, today I will be juggling
Chris: shut up and go on
He throws a bottle in the air and another one
Shimmer: boo, get of off the stage!
Chris: QUIET YOU!
Ryan throws a bottle at her
Chris: KNOCK IT OFF AND JUGGLE
He throws them under his legs and behind his back
Chris: you get a 6
Ryan: what, no
Chris: do you want a 5?
Skye: I am up next
She uses her wings and flies around and does flips
Chris: eh a 8
Chase: I give it a 10
Skye: aw thanks
Chase: ha, no problem
Chris: next please
Marshall walks up
Marshall: prepare to be amazed
Chris: by what?
Marshall gets out his water cannon
Jared: oh boy
He squirts his water and makes a design on the wall, and gets Rocky wet
Rocky: MARSHALL WHAT DID I SAY!
Marshall: oops, sorry Rocky
Tundra: so what did he get?
Chris: out of 30 you guys get 21
Chris: next is bass
Colin: I'll go
He walks on stage
Colin: today, I will be chugging this water bottle
Chris: really? That's it?
Colin: and attempt to not throw up
Ryan: BOOO YOU STINK
Robert: be quiet you
Colin starts drinking it and chugs it all
He burps really loud
Chris: that's it?
Colin: wait for it
Chris: wait for what? you get a 2
Colin: what why
Chris: because that was horrible, NEXT PLEASE!
Kiki: I got this
He jumps on his skateboard, falls off and the board hits Chris in the face
Chris: REALLY YOU GET A 0
Chris: YES NOW WHO IS NEXT
Rubble: uh I am Chris sir
Zuma: come on Rubble dude
Rubble starts to dig, he digs all the way till he's under Chris and then he comes up
Chris: fine, you get a 5 but gophers still win
They go to elimination
Chris: well, I am extactic to say Kiki is eliminated
Kiki: WHAT NO
Chris: but yes
He gets on the boat
Chris: that raps this episode of Total Drama Island!