Chris: WELCOME TOTAL DRAMA FANS! I am dropping season 3 people and I am going to have the world, sea to shining sea, unfortunately I have to share it with these lazy dogs.
A bus pulls up
Chris: from our previous season we have..... Austin,Benny,Colin,Jared,Marshall,Porter,Rocky,Ryan,Skye, and Tundra
Rocky: great to be back
Austin: you really like this show?
Rocky: no, sarcasm
Jared: I better win the million
Chris: also competing this season, Alex,Penelope,Rubble,Kiki and Blizzard (cough) sadly (cough)
Kiki: lol to good
Blizzard: I HEARD THAT
Chris: good, I hope you did
Rocky: he had to return of all people, why not Ryder or Chase, OR EVEN THE ANNOYING TOPHER
Ryan: once again Robert isn't here
Colin: so what, I can handle it myself
Ryan: oh sure whatever
Colin: I can, and I will show you
Alex: yeah yeah returning from season one boys
Marshall: good job Alex
Chris: and to keep things all fresh and spiced up were adding 2 new competitors
Rubble: your kidding right, we already have 22
Kiki: yeah what's the big deal?
Chris: oh wait till you see next season. Total Drama Revenge Of The Island
A helicopter flies down
Rocky: they get a special escort what the heck!
Porter: yeah Chris what is this!
Chris: she's sassy and hates everyone, it's Johana!
She gets off the bus and glares at everyone
Ryan: oh boy
Rubble: she is the new shimmer
Johana throws her luggage at Rubble
Rubble: HEY WATCH IT!
Chris: and he's nice and can charm the ladies, it's Tyler!
Tyler: HEY GUYS!
He runs and trips over his foot
Chris: the jock
Tyler: I am good at sports, dang man
Blizzard: try hard
Ryan: haha yeah
Chris: this year we have this transportation
A giant plane rolls over
Tundra: what in the world
The side door falls off
Kiki: this can't be good
Skye: this is dangerous
Chris: what will be our first location here on, Total Drama World Tour!
And were back
Chris: this is the interior of the plane
Blizzard: no duh
Chris: if you get eliminated this will happen
Chris grabs Blizzard and throws him out the plane
Blizzard: NO WAIT!
He starts running after the plane
Chris: all eliminations are final bro!
The camera swaps, all the contestants besides Blizzard are in the main part of the plane
Jared: so I prefer a alliance
Rocky: why bother
Porter: I'll join it
Rocky: ok what the heck why not
Kiki: uh oh guys look
He points to the doorway
Chris walks out with a top hat and a cane
Austin: um what the
Chris: this season you will be singing!
Marshall: what the!
Chris presses the bell
Tundra and Penelope: Up!
Tundra, Penelope, and Johana: Up!
Tundra, Penelope, Johana and Colin: Up!
Rubble and Tyler: Sing!
Rubble, Tyler and Jared: Sing!
Rubble, Tyler, Jared and Austin: Sing!
Tundra, Penelope, Johana, Colin, Ryan, Alex, Porter: We're flying.
Marshall, Jared, Rubble, Austin, Benny, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone (except Rocky, Blizzard, Skye): We're flying and we're singing!
Ryan: Come fly with us!
Colin and Ryan: Come fly with us!
Alex: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Penelope: Come fly with us!
Penelope and Benny: Come fly with us!
Tyler: It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
Rocky: Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Ryan: What did you expect? Chris is freaking insane. Ah!
Skye: Yeah, but, guys, you're singing on TV!
Tundra: Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be me!
Rubble: Come fly with us!
Rubble and Tyler: Come fly with us!
Penelope: Do you know how to steer this thing!?
Chef: I try.
Blizzard: They thought they could leave me and depart, but this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
Porter: Come fly with us! Come die with us!
Marshall: We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane! (gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Chris)
Jared, Austin, Tundra and Johana: Come fly with us! Come sing with us!
Rocky and Skye: No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-
Johana: All contestants must sing in each show!
Tundra: Rocky, do it! Let's go!
Marshall: Skye, sing it! Don't go!
Skye: Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Tundra: Rocky, come on! Please?
Rocky: This sucks!
Everyone (except Rocky, Blizzard and Austin): Yeah!
Rocky: finally it's over
Chris: good singing all
Tundra: I actually enjoyed it
Blizzard runs up from the bottom department
Blizzard: what the shizzle man
Chris: I am sorry, and I forgive you
Chris: we are heading to Egypt!
The plane lands and they jump out
Chris: what will our challenge be, and who will be going home? Find out next time on, Total, Drama, Worrrrrrrrrrld Tourrrrrrrrrr!
Kiki: what is that?
All credit goes to the producers of Total Drama for the song, Come Fly With Us.